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A girl at a party went to confront me about the recent dick photo I sent her I told her it definitely wasn’t me, she said it is that’s you in your profile photo I said that maybe me but the photo you received that guy only has one eye
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Every year at Easter my wife says it’s time to go egg hunting again if I miss with my cock I have to wait another year for the surprise
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When Professor Hawking died his family knew straight away as his synthesiser held out a long beep
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was singing to my wife I can’t feel my face when I’m with you, because I was having a stroke
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Hugh Hefner making planking look easier than before
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Imagine 20 years from now Guinness world record for longest time to regain an erection Hugh Hefner
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Was at work and a woman was struggling to close her takeaway box after I helped her she said I’ve got the magic touch, I lost my job when I asked would you like to see a magic wand
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Saw a girl wearing a Minnie Mouse t shirt belly hanging out face like thunder, hint one with Pluto on it would suit you better
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If a male has a sex change to become a woman and then her preferences and notes on a dating site are looking for well hung men, why the fuck did you get rid of your own in the first place
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