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Information . Could members reporting duplicate posts please supply a url link to the original sickipedia post thankyou .

Infomation for Spammers .if I have to delete your post you can consider yourself banned for 24 hrs any post from you no matter will be automatically deleted .and continue and your account marked for deletion .

Infomation for spammers If I have to delete your post you can consider yourself banned for 24 hrs any post from you no matter will be automatically deleted .and continue and your account marked for deletion .

Info If a mod informs you that you are banned for 24 hours and you continue to post, the ban will automatically extend to 7 days no discussion no warning. If you still post again, you will be banned for a year by admin . New users under 1 month will have their accounts deleted . Abuse of a mod is an instant 7 day ban . Further abuse will not be tolerated and your account deleted .

Ok guys. Enough of the posting insults . I will delete your posts now keep the banter in the comments please .

Dear sickipedians A lot don't seem to understand why we as moderators have been asked to remove and discourage duplicate posts . Nobody including myself wants to be a killjoy and delete a very funny joke from a joke website . Let me make an analogy, if you were a new up and coming footballer and your manager had the ability to choose from any player that ever played , you would be competing against maradona, beckenbauer, best charlton messi, ronaldo, pele, you would never get a game. We want to encourage new writers new jokes new/old jokes clever observations and some funny rants and statements, not move jokes from our archive that are now copied around the web to todays newest jokes page . Thats what it says " todays newest jokes" not yesterdays best jokes if you want those you can find them, read them, share them whatever, but do not post them back on the new jokes page . I will leave the comments page open . You may be frank but not abusive .

I see the message on duping is not getting through to some idiots . Next dupe instant 7 day ban I'm not fucking playing games .

Breaking news A Necrophile has been arrested in America, after being caught having sex with the newly deceased president's corpse . He said " whats your fucking problem every guy has had thier cock buried deep in bush at one time or another .

Just so you all know the constant dupes and bannings are all being given out to 1 single multiple account holder . Nobodys being oppressed or victimised its the same shithead over and over again . I have just banned twattymcfarlane 13hr member posting a joke that was on here 20 days. So all the whinging and complaining is from people who don't or won't understand this is the NEW sickipedia not the 1st one or the 2nd one . Dupes shit and spam won't be tolerated on the jokes page, if you get banned or it gets deleted it's your fucking fault you're either a cunt doing it on purpose or too fucking stupid to check what you post . I am sick of the bleating and bitching . Have a nice day .

Merry christmas all and thanks for all your efforts to keep sickipedia going. Drinks are on admin if anyone can find them .