Sickipedia

Merry christmas all and thanks for all your efforts to keep sickipedia going. Drinks are on admin if anyone can find them .

INFORMATION . We have been messaged by several members unhappy about how the site is being modded. Every day tens of new accounts are made that post spam and duplicates. We do our best to deleted them as soon as we see them, although we are also aware that a few of you get caught up in this tedious task and we are at times less than tolerant to certain members especially if we have to keep checking your posts. That said this is an opportunity for an open forum as suggested by one member that has just messaged me to say that a few of you want to say your piece so please do. Amnesty time have a go if you want, the troll stuff will get removed so please have a go at those that ruin the opportunity to have a proper dialogue.

Due to the activities of the resident dickhead all post comments have been locked. Delete his ramblings yourself if you wish .

INFORMATION. SICKIPEDIA is a joke site not a political platform for your opinions. Posts will just be deleted and a 30 day ban minimum.

Thanks all sickipedians for your contributions this year and have a good 2020. Also know from jan 1st facebook style text posts and non memes will no longer be acceptable. If you have a joke post it on the jokes page please. That includes just adding an image to an existing post from the archive unless it clearly adds an extra element and then it must be by the same author. Indians, haggarty and cliff and farts and what ever stupid in jokes will be allowed, but don't spam the pages please, we do get it's social media and some of you need psychological help.

I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t, You can, I can’t! I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t, You can, I can’t! Look, Orville, Yes? Nothing that you can say Will change how I feel today: I know that we’ll never part; Now hear what I’m saying, Orville? Yes? Who is your very best friend? You are. I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart. Thank you. They don't write songs like they used to. Thank fuck. See we can post spam too, stop it!

General announcement . JULIUSGRUBROCKET HAS SADLY BEEN BANNED FOR 27 YEARS . you may open that bottle of champagne set off those fireworks ... No doubt he will return as jgr2 but who cares .

Wow! the blind 50 metres swimming event was thrilling, the British guy won by a nose .... He will be absolutely delighted with his Gold medal once he regains consciousness.

The government have passed legislation to officially reintroduce beavers back into Britain... Dam foreigners blocking all our rivers and streams.

Daniel Radcliffe learns to swim in the kiddies pool that the evil Voldemort has secretly filled with Piranhas. They find his leg. Harry potter and the deathly shallows part 1. They find his head . Harry potter and the deathly shallows part 2.