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Trump said his Gaza plan could be the greatest day in history. Clearly he has never had two snickers bars drop at once in a vending machine.

After the earthquake, pictures from Myanmar airport show people huddled together, sitting very uncomfortaby on the ground with no food or water. This can be very uncomfortable for people, especially those not used to flying Ryan Air.

We need to get rid of all these people coming over in small boats. We should provide them with a fernicular from the coast and, if we have learnt anything from Germany, showers. If all else fails, we should put them into American primary schools.

I am saddened by the recent killings in Southport. What a waste of 6 and 7 year old girls.

Oh god it’s depressing. In England, we have freezing cold with snow and ice on the roads and pavements. Why are people in Los Angeles complaining? In every house, they have a roaring fire.

Millionaires houses have been destroyed by the California wildfire. But first, the bad news.

No one would have died on the funicular if it were in England They would have died on the rail replacement bus service.

The news: Pakistani is bombing India and killing Indians. In retaliation, India is bombing Pakistan and killing Pakistanis. But first, the bad news.

The UK police are looking for someone who abuse a young boy in a tent near Loch Ness, described as white, bald, 30-50 and 5’ 10”. That is not right. I am nearly 6’

Trump just wants to annex the adjacent country. Wasn't that how World War 2 was started?