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Don’t send me emails about some bloke getting a heart from a pig. They go straight into my spam folder.
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I’d like to want to wish everyone a merry sickness and a happy new tier.
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I might be only 8 but my hamster died and I am really sad. Does anyone know if there’s a web site to cheer up boys who have an xhamster?
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My wife’s coming back from holiday tomorrow. Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
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Christopher Plummer from the Sound of Music is dead. I am not old enough to remember any of the songs. I am sixteen (going on seventeen).
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People in Miami are very fast readers. I hear some of them went through seven stories in under a minute.
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Help needed. How do you wipe the memory from my memory foam mattress? Mr. Richard Zaghari-Ratcliffe
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Stop keep telling me to act my age. I will act my age when I’m 69
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The Prime Minister has met with Germany to discuss collaboration. Expect faster trains and faster acting showers.
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The wreck of that sunken yacht has been searched. All those old men were found in the same cabin as the 18 year old girl. Presumably too knackered to escape.
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