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8 days ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 4

Cut my hand whilst slitting patio slabs recently. Still - Sore!

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one month ago-Other-Insults-Post Rating : -5

Dear,Leona, there are presently 35 sleeps until Christmas,so shut the fuck up for at least a month!!

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one year ago-Illness and Mortality-Midget-Post Rating : 8

My latest girlfriend has dwarfism. Turns out she can be quite devious. I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her!

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one year ago-Sex and Shit-Beastiality-Post Rating : -4

My Welsh mate's just been charged with paedophillia. He was caught shagging a newborn Lamb.

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one year ago-In The News-Other-Post Rating : 11

A bridge too Near!

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one year ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : -2

A sign at the wildlife park read;"we would appreciate any feedback." At five quid a bag I'd rather eat what's left myself! Cheeky fuckers.

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one year ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 28

I've often wondered if it's possible to order a takeaway telepathically. Now,that's food for thought!

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one year ago-In The News-Illness And Mortality-Post Rating : 6

Steve wright says to Saint Peter" I think I've finally passed away!" Saint Peter; "yep,you're dead Wright!"

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one year ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : -1

I've just confessed to my wife I was already married when I married Her. She said that was Big Of Me. Well,I didn't expect a compliment!

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one year ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 6

I beat my Wife repeatedly and it gives me great satisfaction........... She's fucking shite at Scrabble!

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