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My latest girlfriend has dwarfism. Turns out she can be quite devious. I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her!
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My Welsh mate's just been charged with paedophillia. He was caught shagging a newborn Lamb.
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A bridge too Near!
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A sign at the wildlife park read;"we would appreciate any feedback." At five quid a bag I'd rather eat what's left myself! Cheeky fuckers.
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I've often wondered if it's possible to order a takeaway telepathically. Now,that's food for thought!
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Steve wright says to Saint Peter" I think I've finally passed away!" Saint Peter; "yep,you're dead Wright!"
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I've just confessed to my wife I was already married when I married Her. She said that was Big Of Me. Well,I didn't expect a compliment!
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I beat my Wife repeatedly and it gives me great satisfaction........... She's fucking shite at Scrabble!
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What do you call a horse with two pricks? A Police horse!
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I saw a Fox this morning,poor thing was cold and shaking like a leaf. I've named him........ Michael.J.
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