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So on my first day as a crane driver I had to lift some portaloos to the top floor of the construction site. I'm taking shit to a whole new level ..
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We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.
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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
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I sold my guitar to a bloke with no arms recently. I asked him how it was going to work, he replied: ‘I’m going to play it by ear’.
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Man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry. Policeman informs family "There's no easy way to say this"...
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I've been learning how to guess the weight of dogs, picked up a few pointers yesterday .
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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but It's really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it .
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To whoever is lowering my score by thousands , you really are a sad cunt, thanks ..
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It has been said that Boris Johnson is like Marmite, this is not true, some people like Marmite ..
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The Pope has warned that consulting fortune tellers and reading horoscopes will send you straight to hell.. I'm pretty sure fucking little boys gets you there too ..
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