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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

Kim Jong-un calls Trump ‘mentally deranged US dotard’ in response to UN speech ... Internet nearly broke while everyone searches google for the meaning of 'dotard' ..

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.

Getting to the top of a joke site leader-board , now there's an achievement to be proud of ..

If this site goes down any more we'll have to call it the Titanic

I hate double standards. Why is it that if I have sex with loads of women I’m a player, but if a woman does it she’s a lesbian?

Gagging during a blow job is one of the most romantic sounds a girl can make, It means she's chosen your dick over oxygen .

Do you know how to stop a woman from moaning, nagging and generally being a fucking nightmare? . No?, neither do I .

Husband - "Before I die I need to confess something." Wife - "Sssshhh now, there's nothing to confess, everything is all right." Husband - "No, I must die in peace, I slept with your sister, best friend, and two of your co-workers ." Wife - "I know, that's why I poisoned you, now close your eyes ......."

Incorrectly is always spelt incorrectly, unless it's spelt incorrectly