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my black neighbour has bought his wife a new perfume for negroes, its called " o'd do daa day"...
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I was recently asked what I think of England's chances in the UEFA Euros. I said, "Their chances are just like when I take a beautiful woman home after drinking all night - I get to a semi and then flop."
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I picked up a young lady yesterday, she said "I want you to totally degrade me, make me feel cheap and dirty. So I took her shopping around liverpool.
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Don’t you hate it when you’re typing something and you’re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits.
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This Big black prostitute who was also a Chelsea fan, got a tattoo of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of her thighs.She says to her punter "If you can guess who they are you get a free shag". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those two ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Shaun Wright-Philips!
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islamic state have just released a new shampoo,, its called " shoulders"..
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What do you call a female Muslim stripper? Youseen Memuff..
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i was doing some magic tricks at a kids party recently when one of the kids came up to me and said " hey mr, your no magician", i said " no, but your dad was, he soon disappeared when you were born"...
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I know that Keith Harris died a couple of years ago, but I always thought the Orville was more talented yet you don't see him on telly any more...
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0ne summer morning whilst out on a bike ride in the countryside I looked over into a field and noticed around 15/17 dog lovers. now then, they were stroking, petting, and a bit of tickling was going on, at one point one of the chaps even weighed a pair of balls, afterwards they turned their attention to the dogs..
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