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Tiptoe through the tulips..Well i'm telling you Tiny Tim, Ducky Dennis will be skipping his willy in and out between my two lips tonight.

As the butcher handed me my shopping he said " Here you go Sir...i think,2lbs of my finest beef sausages". I replied "Believe me ducky, this won't be the best meat i'll be having today".

I was at a gay bukake party and one of the muscly stud muffins got me in the eye with his sticky white love mess. I said " Mmmm, i didn't see that cumming ducky".

During this lockdown i've done plenty of sunbathing in my garden. It's the only way i can be surrounded by a bunch of Pansies. Ooooooooh.

I'd would to be in a Salvation army band and play those lovely Christmas carols. I'm not at all musical..but i've performed my fair share of rim shots with excellent tromboning techniques and i'm always having a little fiddle with Ducky Dennis's pink oboe.

When i was a schoolboy which was a very longtime ago, I had this brilliant maths teacher. He used to make me stay behind after class, take me into the storeroom and show me how forty seven can go into thirteen. Ooooooh.

I've been trying to contact the Ku Klux Klan. Aparrently they are the boys who will find me a nice young black man who his well hung.

I had one of my little toothies taken out today and the stud muffin denist said "Last thing tonight, gargle with warm salty water". I replied. "Tonight i will be gargling something warm and salty ducky...but it wont be water.

Ducky Dennis has taking up fishing. He does have a box that holds very impressive tackle. Ooooooooooh.

That Ronnie O' Sullivan is a dreamboat. I'd let him poke my brown down with his Rocket.