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I wanted to post a joke about sodium but I thought Na, people won’t understand!
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I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he did fix the washing machine after all.
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I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes But that’s Heinz sight for you
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I had oasis soup the other day, it's like normal soup, but you got a roll with it
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Summer- the only thing that can come early and not disappoint women!
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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Someone threw a bottle of Mayo at me What the Hellman!
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I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits Pulp fiction.
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Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland. Barman says “not yew tree again”
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Apparently David Hasselhof is changing his name to David Hoff... He can’t be arsed with the hassle anymore!
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