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Some bloke just threatened to attack me up with a neck of a guitar I said "Is that a fret?"
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My mum has had the same washing machine since her partner Callum left her 10 years ago. I guess that means that washing machines do indeed live longer with Cal gone...
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One way or another, I’m really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...
                    
 
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I felt like I was on The Voice today! I farted on the bus and four people turned around!
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
                    
 
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I had oasis soup the other day, it's like normal soup, but you got a roll with it
                    
 
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
                    
 
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Meatloaf got married to an accountant. She'll do anything for love but she won't do VAT...
                    
 
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I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he did fix the washing machine after all.
                    
 
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