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7 years ago-Other-Dad Jokes

Some bloke just threatened to attack me up with a neck of a guitar I said "Is that a fret?"

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7 years ago-Other-Wordplay

My mum has had the same washing machine since her partner Callum left her 10 years ago. I guess that means that washing machines do indeed live longer with Cal gone...

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5 years ago-Other-Dad Jokes

One way or another, I’m really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...

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6 years ago-Other-Random

I felt like I was on The Voice today! I farted on the bus and four people turned around!

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7 years ago-Other-Dad Jokes

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay

I had oasis soup the other day, it's like normal soup, but you got a roll with it

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7 years ago-Other-Dad Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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3 years ago-Other-Wordplay

Someone threw a bottle of Mayo at me What the Hellman!

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3 years ago-Other-Dad Jokes

Meatloaf got married to an accountant. She'll do anything for love but she won't do VAT...

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Porn

I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he did fix the washing machine after all.

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