Sickipedia

Fast a sleep last night having the best dream about eating a giant marshmallow. Pillow wasn’t missing, I was being sexually abused

Harvey price walks in to a rail station and says “ I’ll have dirsts flass dicket to yundon please” Ticket fella says “ You need tunes mate” Harvey replies “ why will that cure my autism you cunts”

Defrosting issues

Looks like Hawkings got the end

Caption Of Victory In Dunkirk Was he N-N-N Nineteen? RIP Sir Tom

No means “ Go “ if your a rapist

My next door neighbours and gynaecologist, I just seen him cooking a fry up through his letter box

Paddy and Murphy are walking around the Australia outback and find a massive hole “ I wonder how deep that feckin hole is “ say Paddy “ I am fecked if I knows” says Murphy, “there’s a old railway sleeper over there let’s grab the bastard trow it down and fiond out” So they both grab the railway sleeper and throw it down the hole Suddenly a Goat comes running towards them with fury in his eyes, they both jump out the way and the goat falls down the hole Few minutes later an old Aussie farmer rocks up “ Gday lads how ya going? aye you pair haven’t seen me a goat have ya, he’s a friendly old baaaaarrrrstard “ Paddy says “ Well we did have a goat run at us but he was furious and had the look of Satan in his eyes” Farmer says “ Na not mine lads, mine was tided to a railway sleeper”

Morten Harkets just jumped out of a Bush Scared the living day lights out of me

Newbie