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"It's international women's day tomorrow and I'm telling you now, I will be on strike with all the women in the world for the day. We are unified against chauvinist bastards like you" she said. " that's nice sweetheart, just make sure all the housework is done before you go will you."

New sickipedia, more repeats than Dave and Dave ja vu put together.

The bloke who created the sign CAUTION HOT SURFACE in braille was and evil genius.

Kate McCann is featuring on Britain's got talent this year. She's going to make all the kids in the audience disappear whilst drinking a bottle of wine.

Sitting in a beer garden with a pint of lager and a fag – is there any better way to watch the sun come up?

Bit of a surprise this week at the doctor’s when the ‘flu jab’ turns out to be him punching you in the face and telling you to stop wasting his time.

Either somebody’s revving a motorcycle that runs on biofuel under my sofa or the wife needs to rethink her diet.

I patiently explain to my child that swimming is the best form of exercise and that one day they might even grow up to be big and strong enough to throw their own children into a canal.

Just wanted a bit of support mate, my band has had 27 gig's and not one person has come to see us ever If you see us advertising in your local please pop in, we're called private function. .

I went to the local tourettes group bake sale today. I bought some shutthefuckup cakes.