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I mistook Molly Mae for Bonnie Blue on Prime. Never have I been so disappointed in Jeff Bezos as I am now.

For someone who has massive problems grasping the difference between a refugee seeking asylum and an escapee from a lunatic asylum, Trump is gonna have trouble getting his head around Greenland's capital's name, Nuuk.

Blind prostitutes ... You gotta hand it to them

So in 2025, we lost: Dick Cheney Norman Tebbit Charlie Kirk Jean-Marie Le Pen Come on Donny - this is a great list to be on!!!

It's that special time of the year, where everyone is talking about and searching for that mysterious man who flies through the skies, visiting children from all over the world - Jeffrey Epstein.

Buckingham Palace issues an important news bulletin. You have committed serious crimes against women for over a decade. You shall hereforth leave your residence at Shipley, Bingley - and henceforth shall be known as Peter William Sutcliffe.

I was a bit naughty and had a poo in the office elevator today. And before you ask, the answer is "Yes, I took that shit to another level."

I'm gonna watch Mississippi Burning tonight. I couldn't resist the part on Amazon Prime where it said titles expiring in the next 30 days. I think you'll find Gene Hackman ... Too soon?

Does President Xi sign his emails with his pronouns? It must be as confusing as fuck to read. Same thing for the CEO of Hershey ...

I saw this young woman, at the bus stop, with her nose in her phone. I wanted to check her smartness, so I asked her if she could spell "me", without her phone. She glared at me and said "M-E". I said, you forgot the "D". She said "There's no D in ME". And now, I'm explaining this to the police ...