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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the beautiful women out there and to all the fat birds, chin up it’s pancake day on Tuesday.

"People in Oldham and parts of Blackburn and Pendle can no longer socialise". As if the Pakistanis ever socialised in the first place..

Edward Colston will still go down in history as the only White Man who reckoned you could use Niggers to do work.

'Girl, 10, aims for 7.1M keepy-uppies'. Must be some paedo movie then.

I've been swung towards the Lib Dems. Jo Swinson got my attention with her Swingers.

Whilst the search for the gunman who killed a 9 year old girl in Liverpool continues. The Police have admitted that the suspect may well also be a convicted burglar. Meaning practically everybody in the City is a suspect.

I don't know what all this Harry and Megan fuss is about. Archie was never going to be fully in with the Royal Family. He was only ever destined to be half cast.

Des it's time to Open your Box.

'Sir Bobby Charlton diagnosed with Dementia.' A spokes person went onto to say that the way Manchester Utd are playing it can only be seen as a blessing.

Restaurant millionaire Nadir Gul has strongly rejected claims that he is dating Gemma Collins and went on to say - 'Gemma Collins only ever fell in love with the food in our Restaurants, my god anybody can see that'.