Sickipedia

I miss the old site, needed my daily reminder that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. And I wonder if that bloke ever returned the book on suicide to the library?

Ok sickipedians, who’s done it? Who’s murdered Hannah? Haven’t heard from her for a while. Has she and her crap ‘jokes’ finally been buried at -6 in an unmarked concrete grave?

Different types of sickipedian advent calendars: The Jimmy Saville - Doors are really tight, but with a bit of force they open, even if they didn’t want to, chocolate treat may contain traces of red jam like substance. The Gay mans advent Calendar - Doors are not only around the back, but need to be smashed in to open them fully, the chocolate treat often contains traces of sweetcorn. The lesbian advent calendar - each box smells like fish, but there are no fishes to be found. Comment below your ideas for advent calendars, next year we could have these in the shops...

Not really a joke but more of a question for all sickipedians. So, I’m babysitting my niece and nephew for the night. My niece is sat on my lap whilst we are watching tv. Without warning, I’m getting a hard on. She can feel it ‘digging in’ her back and hasn’t complained or questioned it, she’s actually moving her body to make it increasingly sexy, almost as if she’s experienced this before... should I be concerned that she knows what is about to happen?

BBC NEWS: ‘The attack, at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, is the deadliest US school shooting since 2012’ How long before they start ending the sentence with ‘...deadliest US school shooting since last month’

Gay men: get turned on by sticking their dicks in shit and mixing it with their cum. But moan like hell if there’s a hair in their food.

Here’s your daily reminder to open the next door on your advent calendars. Also, don’t forget to vote down any ‘joke’ by Hannah dispite how funny/sick it might actually be.

Anyone know the average life span for a ‘Hannah’? There seems to be a lot of them buried around here.

Vote down if you love Hannah.

For the attention of all Germans and Argentinians. You may be better than us at football. But the results that really matters? ‘Wars’