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Had a youtube advert ask me "Are you tired of dealing with Puffy Eyebags ?" I said "Yes," and then went up to the wife and told her we're getting a fucking divorce.

One of the sellout pantywaist conservatives once knocked on my door and I declared to him, "I'd rather vote for Hitler !..." "He at least offered a decent jobs programme, health care, and a national road construction scheme."

As I laid on top of my large spherical wife last night after orgasm, I felt like I was "On the Moon." Boldly going where every black man has been before.

I saw this baby attempted to be getting breast-fed in public, and people went fucking livid with me when I said "That's disgusting." Fuck knows why that Drag Queen thought milk was going to shoot out of his nipple anyway.

Seeing him in the big purple hat, Prince Charles is looking more like his Mother every day.

I went to apply to be an agent with MI6. "Is there anything we should know about ? Compromising photos of you snorting coke out of a rentboy's arse, this sort of thing ?..." "Absolutely not." "That's too bad, these days you'd be fasttracked for quick promotion."

I set all my devices to French to help study my foreign language skills. It was a bit hilarious then when my wife was trying to catch some of the useless inbred cunt's coronation, and the picture stalled a bit and the caption read "L'ecran est mis en tampon."

The kids' school sent out a flier that there's going to be some gay-history event for "Pride Month", and it's even highly encouraged for the parents to turn up dressed in Drag and as Fairies and this sort of thing. I thought "great" and have started getting my Stormtrooper costume together, to teach the kids all about the greatest faggot in history, Ernst Rohm.

After new release of data showing that the covid "vaccines" basically do fuck all, some online host said, "I hope the next time the system comes at us with a fear campaign over something like this, people question it and stand up for themselves !..." "... Never mind, who am I kidding.... We'll be the same cowards and utter fucking tools that we always are."

Despite being a pundit that's gay and black, little Don Lemon was fired from CNN thanks to his utter incompetence. He's likely to win big in the countersuit, as CNN knew when they hired him that they were getting an Intellectual Pygmy.