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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

Old McDonald has got corona virus... E I E I Cough!!!

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

Are the BBC rubbing it in by showing Ready Steady Cook? Like we can buy ingredients to cook meals these days...

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

The wife is not happy. Apparently there is now "more meat on my tiny penis than on the shelves in Sainsburys".

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

My grandmother currently has a very high temperature and can't breathe. It's got nothing to do with the corona virus... ...she is in the middle of being cremated.

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

My grandmother currently has a very high temperature and can't breathe. It's got nothing to do with the corona virus... ...she is in the middle of being cremated.

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

My grandmother currently has a very high temperature and can't breathe. It's got nothing to do with the corona virus... ...she is in the middle of being cremated.

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

The wife is not happy. Apparently there is now "more meat on my tiny penis than on the shelves in Sainsburys".

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

Even the paki shops have run out of soap... ...oh the irony!!!

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

This corona virus must be serious. My local Burger King have cleaned their tables twice today.

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Flu

So when are Africa planning on releasing their charity "Feed the World" type record to raise money for us? It's only fair...

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