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Prince Harry meets his father...followed by a visit to King Charles. For details of their private talks, read Spare part 2, as edited by Meghan

So Ellie Goldstein will be on Strictly Come Dancing. It's comforting to know that even Jimmy Savile in his heyday wouldn't have gone near her.

The charity, UNICEF, is asking for provisions for Gaza So after careful thought, I 'm sending them some sand and cement.

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's advisors have found a loop hole to the Congress Committee's request for him to attend America for the Jeffrey Epstein inquest. Unfortunately for him, below the loop hole is a trapdoor!! Just saying.....

A film of the recent Louvre heist, will soon be made featuring.....Mr. Bean

Poor old Prince Harry and his bland wife, Megan. Prince Andrew has for now, taken all their hard earned limelight!

I see that Sharon Osborne backs a call to name an airport after her late husband, Ozzy. Imagine being on a plane, about to land and the Captain announcing, "Welcome to Wanker Airport"

At school, Miss Laneous was a mystery to me.

The English women's football super league are looking to change its name to The women's lesbian league as there are so many rug munchers playing in it.

So the gay boxer, Ricky Hatton will no longer be battered around the ring.