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How many billionaires does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, so long as it's your lightbulb.
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My teenage son got home from school, "Dad, I fucked the teacher over the desk today, left her squirting and writhing all over the place. " "Careful son, you can both be in a lot of trouble for that. " "Maybe dad, but she'll not be telling me I could be a girl any time soon again. "
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"Oi, you have to be disabled to park there, are you listening?" shouted the traffic warden, then he shouted louder, "I'll have to book you if you park there. " I casually wrote on a piece of paper, 'I'm sorry you cunt, I'm deaf'.
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My missus said to me on our 50th wedding anniversary, "I'd sure like you to do what you did on our wedding day. " "I won't be able to, " I replied, "that bridesmaid died last year. "
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Congratulations must go to John Percival of Oxford. He is hated and despised that much by the human race he has been accepted into the Israeli army.
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ADMIN: Eggg (A Percival account) has just had a joke removed presumably for cheating, it had about 45 votes in half an hour or so. Now it's not fucking rocket science, ban every account that upvoted it and you'll have a start on addressing the problem with this site.
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FUCK..... I can't downvote Wasp's shit anymore. Oh admin what have you done.
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Hahahahahahahahjaha... lets see you downvote now you fucking ginger kiddie fiddling cocksucker. Fuck you and your worthless benefit thief of a dad,
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The scores are going down faster than an Aberfan school did in 1966.
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You absolute fucking retard. Over 200 minus votes just to make it look like Chum is cheating? I'd love to meet you and put you in hospital you worthless piece of human excrement. Message me, go on, I fucking dare you. Vote this up boys, keep it in his fucking face.
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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