Read Elizabeth Fritzels diary this weekend... Boring as fuck!
Monday: stayed in
Tuesday: stayed in
Wednesday: stayed in
Thursday: shagged dad
Friday: stayed in
Saturday: stayed in
Sunday: stayed in
Met a downsyndrome couple yesterday and they asked me if I thought it would be morally right for them to have a baby together...
I said no. Two mongs don't make a right.
Met a chick who said she liked bad boys so I stole her purse and fucked her sister.
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