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My boyfriend is constantly complaining that there isn’t enough flavour in what he’s eating, so I’ve started wiping back to front.
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I spent some time posting on mumsnet last night. They don’t like dead baby jokes on there. But I don’t see what the problem is. I’ve never personally killed a baby. I always let my boyfriend take care of it.
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It’s not easy being a single, sexually frustrated woman. I got really drunk last night and decided I was going to smash my own pussy. RIP Felix.
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A person I know has recently decided to come out and identify as they/them. They are now looking for answers as to how they are going to manage this issue. I think I’ve found the solution for them. Suicide.
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Although I have strong traditional morals I also enjoy vigorous anal sex. It’s an issue I’m torn right down the middle on.
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My boyfriend broke up with me over a misunderstanding. Turns out the text message he sent me should have said that he was busy playing golf and I should go ahead and eat out ‘with’ his sister.
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Day 23 without sex, I thought I’d try one of those posh wanks where you sit on your hands and make them numb so it feels like someone else is doing it. Problem is, I can’t switch my vibrator on now.
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I was talking to this guy for a while and I thought things were going well but it turned out he had other birds on the go. Nice pair of red-tailed hawks, bit moody and temperamental but ‘easier to train than women’ apparently.
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It’s not easy being a single, sexually frustrated woman. I got really drunk last night and decided I was going to smash my own pussy. RIP Tiger.
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There’s 7.9 billion people in the world and 1 of them is the ‘sweetest, most precious light of their mother’s life’. Cross Shane O’Conner off the list.
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