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Breaking News: The ICC have added new rules in the light of Bairstow's stumping in the Second Test. New rules added to the Spirit of Cricket are to include provisions for "Wicky Leave", "Tippety Run" and "One Hand One Bounce" protocols.

Third test - and so it continues...

Yep, this is happening

Probably going to get a suspension for this...

My girlfriend lost clumps of her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours. I said, "Why are you so upset? It's only hair, I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend."

People are so judgmental about breast feeding in public. Many are saying horrible things like "You shouldn't do that here", "You're not a woman" and "That's not even a baby!"

Played the best Doctors and Patients with the wife on the weekend. - made her sit quietly in the waiting room for 2 hours.

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. ...just another thing I learned at tonight's end-of-year school concert.

Thoughts go out my Mother-in-law. She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the spade.

This morning I was watching a young lady having a hard time reversing her car, so I offered to help. "Piss off!" she yelled. "I can do it myself." "Please, I insist," I said, "After all, this IS my lounge room."