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The BBC are remaking Denis Norden’s classic tv show, but with outtakes from neo-nazi speeches. It’ll Be Alt Right on the Night premieres this Saturday.

Donald Trump "This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever." Theresa May, "Hold my beer"

News today of the death of Hugh Heffner has been met with shock and sadness. Especially by the makers of viagra , who have seen share prices plummet.

Fucking with Abdul 'cos he's a teenager.......

Economist warns of 1970s style recession, God, not flares again.

YOUR ALGORI- THM DOE3NT KNOWM3 Maybe a further downgrade is needed.

I’ve got one of those inflatable “air beam” tents. I call it the brexit tent because they got rid of the poles.

A mate of mine has been charged with a serious assault. He told me that it can't have been him as he was with a disabled prostitute at the time. That won't stand up in court! Ba Boom boom, tish!

Denis Bergkamp is probably sitting at home right now shouting "That's what I was fucking talking about!"

After getting caught smoking in the toilets at the Tyson Fury fight last weekend, security said to me "You will have to put that out and leave" Tolal bollocks, when them lot got thrown out of the Ariana Grande gig there, they were all still smoking.