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normanmasturbates

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7 years ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 6

If you think about it, we chop down bird houses to make bird houses.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 4

I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go home.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 4

Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die then compose in the ground and feed them.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 3

Vaping is wierd. You leave the pub and walk passed a group of tough looking football fans and they all smell like strawberry muffins.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

A dog may well be a man's best friend but a cat will never tell the police where your marijuana is.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

I asked my mum if by any chance I was adopted, she replied "hilarious, why on earth would we have chosen you?"

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

Women will not date a guy who lives with his mother but they will date a guy who lives with his wife.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

The word nun is just the letter n doing a forward roll.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

Don't wait till your death bed to tell people how you feel. Tell them all to fuck off now.

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