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I'm halfway through the Quran at the moment! Another 600 shits and I'll have finished it all!

BREAKING NEWS: Posh Spice has just announced that she had an affair with Michael Jackson in England 20 years ago. Jackson's family have denied it...apparently he was in Brooklyn at the time!

A teacher in school says to her class 'We are all descendants of Adam and Eve from The Bible'. A little boy puts his hand up and says ' but my parents told me we are descendants of monkeys and apes'... 'Fuck off Jermaine' said the teacher; 'I'm not talking about your lot'!!

You can apparently now be a sperm donor by post. When I heard this I was so excited that I came in a jiffy!

Football is the biggest load of shit I've ever seen. If I wanted to spend hours watching a load of black people passing a bit of leather to each other I'd visit a Nigerian prison camp!

Congratulations to the guy who's just swam the channel after having both legs amputated. He had no training for it as he was banned from all of his local swimming pools for bombing!

A nice Muslim man stopped me on the road earlier and told me that I had a length of fabric attached to the back of my car. Luckily I remembered I had a knife in the boot... So I stabbed the cunt to death with it and drove off!!!

Katie Price is apparently having another facelift! Bit of a risk... The one underneath might be uglier than the fucker she's already got!

Katie Price is apparently having another facelift! Bit of a risk... The one underneath might be uglier than the fucker she's got!

Cambridge University are now apparently offering places exclusively for black people! All Oxford will need to do next year to win the boat race is tip the boat over... Niggers can't swim!