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Football is the biggest load of shit I've ever seen. If I wanted to spend hours watching a load of black people passing a bit of leather to each other I'd visit a Nigerian prison camp!

Ironic isn't it! All those number ones Elvis had in his life ...and he ended up dying on a number two!!

The only reason Elton John sang at Lady Diana's funeral was because he's the only queen in the country that gave a fuck!!!

Ironic isn't it! All those number ones Elvis had in his life ...and he ended up dying on a number two!!

Football is the biggest load of shit I've ever seen. If I wanted to spend hours watching a load of black people passing a bit of leather to each other I'd visit a Nigerian prison camp!

Cambridge University are now apparently offering places exclusively for black people! All Oxford will need to do next year to win the boat race is tip the boat over... Niggers can't swim!

A nice Muslim man stopped me on the road earlier and told me that I had a length of fabric attached to the back of my car. Luckily I remembered I had a knife in the boot... So I stabbed the cunt to death with it and drove off!!!

Katie Price is apparently having another facelift! Bit of a risk... The one underneath might be uglier than the fucker she's got!

Katie Price is apparently having another facelift! Bit of a risk... The one underneath might be uglier than the fucker she's already got!

I'm halfway through the Quran at the moment! Another 600 shits and I'll have finished it all!