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Recent studies by the BMA have been carried out into why women live longer than men. Surveys were carried out to investigate the effect of alcohol, smoking, drug intake (both prescription and illicit), economic circumstances, ethnicity, region of country inhabited. All the information was collated by a supercomputer at the University of Essex and the results provided a damning indictment of modern habits and attitudes. The result showed that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Tips for being a successful adult. There are none. Don’t become an adult. Stay a child forever Peter Pan was right. Unfortunately, Peter Pan never met Jimmy Saville.

Having just read Darker’s post, I am left to wonder which will will be first, Brexit or the resumption of ‘meme posting’. In both cases I think the backstop is the main problem, we all know about the one in Ireland, but the backstop on this site appears to be the administrators themselves. They should stop backing off and leaving things to the moderators whenever there are problems within the site.

Strangely enough, it only happens on Friday and Saturday night.

No laughing matter.

Your mum's love handles ?

Foe peace of mind

Raise your hands if you think I’m the dog’s bollocks.

Is this the new Doctor Whomobile for the. Christmas special ?

Pass the altar wine father O’Morrisey and I’ll drink to that.