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Headline: "Dale Vince’s energy empire slumps to loss after £12m writedown on ‘vegan gas’ project" Anyone who has walked behind a vegan would have thought he was onto a sure thing. Over to the troll...

On Friday night, a man killed at least five people and wounded more than 200 by driving his BMW full speed down a narrow alley in the market. Police said that he gave no indication of his intentions.

Duchess of Edinburgh: I bang the drum for exploited women Duke of York: I bang exploited women

"Prince of Wales plays with new puppies in birthday picture" Kate's had implants?

Idris Elba backs blunt kitchen knives to stop knife crime. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

"Duke and Duchess of Sussex hug survivors of Los Angeles wildfires" - as if they hadn't suffered enough already!

Will Ian Watkins gain an H and return as a hologram?

Just accidentally caught the women's rugby and saw the NZ Haka. Looked like a synchronised 'and what time do you call this' greeting....

Six sentenced for machete violence on King's Lynn estate. Presumably reducing the finger count back to the UK average.

Telegraph headline: How a cup of chickpeas a day can lower your cholesterol. That's taking the ... I'd have crawled over half a mile of broken glass just to hear that little sheila piss into an empty jam tin (B. McKenzie)