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I've just discovered that my neighbour is a child rapist. He's crafty for being 9.
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I woke up to find flour, eggs, and sugar on my counter. I'm not sure what to make of it.
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My wife just accidentally hit a cat with her car. The poor thing was asleep on the couch at the time.
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How many old jokes does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they just twist it around and pretend it's new.
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I just had the biggest shite you've ever seen, and now my stomach hurts. I couldn't eat another bite.
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Whatever I have sex with a woman, I feel like a superhero. Probably because I'm wearing a mask.
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I lost 2 things today. My anal virginity and my bicycle seat.
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Women aren't a big fan of the 'fist bump'. Particularly when you give one to their unborn child.
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I'm trying to invent a car without wheels, but I'm getting nowhere.
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When entering a farting contest, it's important to have a leg up on your competition.
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