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nakedmustafa

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nakedmustafa

8 years ago-Crime-Violence-Post Rating : 0

I've just discovered that my neighbour is a child rapist. He's crafty for being 9.

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8 years ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 0

I woke up to find flour, eggs, and sugar on my counter. I'm not sure what to make of it.

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8 years ago-Crime-Animal Cruelty-Post Rating : 1

My wife just accidentally hit a cat with her car. The poor thing was asleep on the couch at the time.

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

How many old jokes does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they just twist it around and pretend it's new.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Disgusting-Post Rating : 0

I just had the biggest shite you've ever seen, and now my stomach hurts. I couldn't eat another bite.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 0

Whatever I have sex with a woman, I feel like a superhero. Probably because I'm wearing a mask.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 0

I lost 2 things today. My anal virginity and my bicycle seat.

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8 years ago-Crime-Domestic Violence-Post Rating : 0

Women aren't a big fan of the 'fist bump'. Particularly when you give one to their unborn child.

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 5

I'm trying to invent a car without wheels, but I'm getting nowhere.

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 0

When entering a farting contest, it's important to have a leg up on your competition.

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