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I agree with Keir Starmer that female genitalia doesn't only relate to women. For example, he is a man, and he is a cunt.

You'll never get a free Palestine. Have you ever tried getting anything free from a Jew?

I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is losing votes from black men. Of course they're going to pick a fat blonde ahead of her.

I can't believe those retards are refusing to accept the result of the vote, threatening court action and making up wild conspiracy theories to cover for their own failure. They just want to run the vote again and again until they win. God I hate those anti-Brexit remainers.

Some say you get further to the right wing as you get older, I think it's the opposite. Six years ago I used to think refugees were smelly, dangerous, rapey terrorist extremists, now I think they're sexy, fertile blonde babes.

I'm fed up of how partisan American politics has become, and how Trump gets attacked for doing things that Democrat politicians did as well. Nobody made a fuss when JFK didn't attend his successor's inauguration.

The National Theatre of Scotland has banned the word "spooky" in case somebody finds it racist. Don't snigger, you can't call a spade a spade nowadays because people are so niggardly with which words they allow, somebody ought to crack the whip to stop them monkeying around.

A Muslim came to my door and said "You's got to support Palestine, you get me? Them Jews yeah, they came to the Muslims' own country yeah you get me, and them lives by them own laws, segregated from the Muslims, look down on the Muslims and kill them". I've got to say, it was rich of him to say that to the last white man in Bradford

After being shot a few weeks ago, Sasha Johnson now has 5% brain capacity, a vocabulary of ten words and an IQ of 25. "God closes a door and opens a window" said her mother. "She's now a shoe-in for Black Brain of Britain"

I can't believe people still say black people can't get good jobs in Europe! Malcolm X's son Frederick is now King of Denmark!