Trump said: “I know Boris, I like him, I have liked him for a long time. I think he would do a very good job.” ...............Didn't like him enough to use a Boris Bike Beasty version to get back to the airport did you!
"Nasa is to allow tourists to visit the International Space Station from 2020, priced at $35,000 (£27,500) per night." ....
Getting kicked out the room after 2pm just got serious!
"Boeing Says It’s Open to Changing the Name of Grounded 737 Max Jet "
my suggestions are: nose dive, eat dirt, smell the coffee, system error, MCAS on crack
"Liam Neeson 'airbrushed from Queen's University prospectus'" following the star wanting to cosh a blackman over the head............
airbrushing black people from the prospectus was not necessary as they were mysteriously all on the floor star struck
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