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The police came to my mates door today holding a picture of his wife. 'Is this your wife sir' the copper asked. 'yes' he answered. I'm afraid it looks like she's been run over by a bus' said the copper 'I know' he said 'but she takes it up the arse and she's very good with the kids'
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Two ladies knitting baby clothes One says to the other what you expecting a boy or a girl? I hope it's a cripple was the reply, I've made a right fuck up of this sleeve.
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I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
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I'm having an 'African' party tonight. There won't be any food and the drinks will be a 3 hour walk away.
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Dear Deirdre, As it was a really nice sunny day I decided to take a walk round my garden. I happened to look over the fence and saw my next door neighbour's 12 year old daughter sunbathing in the nude. Naturally I got my cock out and had a wank, but just as I shot my load all over the fence I spotted my wife watching me from our bedroom window. Deirdre, do you think my wife might be a pervert?
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An old lady goes to the dentist, drops her panties then sits down and lifts and spreads her legs. The dentist says, 'I'm not a gynecologist, i'm a dentist!' She says 'I know, that's why I'm here, I need my husband's teeth back!'
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When you're dead you don't know you're dead, it's others who feel the pain. It's the same if you're stupid.
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Why aren't there any vampires on Facebook? Because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror.
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