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Gary Lineker Gary Southgate Gary Neville Why the fuck are they always called Gary?

Imagine living through the 20th century when you knew by sending your kids to university, they would become well-educated people and contribute to society, whilst enabling them to have a better life. Fast-forward to 2025 and you’re more likely to get a fat, lazy, blue-haired, gender-confused, pronouned pig, who couldn’t spell the word shower, let alone use one.

The typical lefty attributes… 1. Negative 2. Obnoxious 3. Neurotic 4. Clueless 5. Entitled 6. Stupid

When people say "she's alright once you get to know her" It actually means "She's a c*nt, but you'll get used to it" Nod to sticky.

Breaking: “5 innocent bystanders stabbed in Dublin, including children. We think it was the invisible man, don’t know what country he’s from, there is no terror attack to see here, turn over to the chase please. BBC News.

You realise when you've started serving your life sentence of a marriage, when you discover there is a wrong place to return the remotes back to the coffee table.

I’m sick to death of autocorrect ruining my text messages? I asked the misses to duck my sick today.

Does anyone else despise their mother in law more than the Taliban & Al Qaeda? Asking for a friend.

Just be playing the Israeli version of the sims with my mate. I said he’s unkind to leave his in the loft constantly. He must be anti Sim-Attic.

Had some lasagna from Tesco yesterday. Apparently it contained horse me? No wonder I’ve the trots this morning?