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People tend to be shocked when they realise what a bad electrician I am...
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Who is John? and why are admin attacking me...? They delete my jokes - stating duplicate - yet there are no duplicates? The best joke on here - are the admin themselves...
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I spent half an hour trying to take off my girlfriends bra. I gave up in the end. I wish I never tried it on in the first place...
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at least we now know that the pantomime season will now be extended even if article 50 isn't...
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I bet my farmer friend £10,000 I could get his cows hooked on weed. The steaks have never been higher...
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Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm... That may be so...but in my experience.... not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop...
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Last week the new female caretaker at my daughters school asked me if I would like to chill and smoke some weed with her... I said "Sorry luv, no fucking chance.... I can't deal with high maintenance women!"
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I’ve developed a fetish for figuring things out. I just came to that realisation...
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My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...
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Aliens have finally arrived and are now stationed at Gatwick; they arrived in their drones..
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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