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monkeybobhouse

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monkeybobhouse

4 years ago-In The News-Crime-Post Rating : 38

BREAKING NEWS: Parts of London could be under water by 2030. Shouldn't be a problem. HALF of London inhabitants have dinghies.'

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3 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : -2

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the very cold weather conditions ALL Liverpool schools are asking mothers to wear TWO pairs of pyjamas when collecting their kids for the rest of January.

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3 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 41

'...Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Iran all out! The way things are going England will be the ONLY Muslim country left in the World Cup.'

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3 years ago-Religion-Hinduism-Post Rating : -2

'...Rishi Sunak is a teetotal, vegetarian Hindu who believes in Reincarnation as it is a mainstream teaching in Hinduism. I don't believe in Reincarnation. And I didn't believe in it last time, either.'

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4 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 22

'...There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore and looking like an idiot.'

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3 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : -3

BREAKING NEWS: World's oldest person, a nun aged 118, has died in her sleep. RETURNED - UNOPENED.

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3 years ago-In The News-TV-Post Rating : 4

'...The ONLY thing Lenny Henry has been in that's funny... Is Dawn French!'

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Thai Bird-Post Rating : 1

'...As many of you know, I live in Thailand. It is GREAT fun going with Thai girls as they are so thoughtful. Just in case you forget who you're banging at any given time, they have their name conveniently tattooed on their body.'

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3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -2

'...Did you know If you get pregnant in the AMAZON It is next-day delivery?'

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 20

'...I came out my front door this morning to see my neighbour frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray painted on his front window. "What's been going on John?"' I asked. "Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply. Dirty bastard!'

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