The late Norman Tebbit was fond of telling the unemployed to get on their bikes to look for work.
Bit rich, considering his lazy cunt of a wife was sat on her arse for forty years.
Found the wife sobbing earlier. When I asked her what the matter was, she tearfully replied, “I’m just thinking of our wedding day, when you called me a fat cunt during your speech to the guests.”
Now, bear in mind, that was thirty years ago.
Well, elephants can remember.
I saw a copy of Morrissey’s ‘Autobiography’ in a charity shop, to which had been added ‘of a twat’.
I thought, “Wow, a signed copy.”
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