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Did you hear about this gay cow boy that rode into town the other day? He apparently shot up the sheriff.

My teen son went down in history. He also fingered a girl in mathematics

Found a black lad chained to a bed the other day with his eyes gouged out, tongue cut out and his throat cut open. Gotta be the worst case of suicide I’ve ever seen.

Apparently Oscar Pistorius is wanting to get a new bathroom door but Reevas dead against it.

Nicola Sturgeon is apparently trying to do a runner from the police and is going into disguise by transitioning to become a woman.

Last time I got a handjob was when a lad accidentally tossed me off whilst trying to pick my pocket in Lidl.

Irish lad goes in for an interview. Interviewer says “what’s ya name son”. Young lad responds “paddy McGlaughlan” interviewer replies “can you spell that for me”. Lad responds “shove ya job up ye feckin arse”

Got kicked out of a French restaurant last night after having asked the waiter if he had frogs legs. He replied yes so I told him to hop off and make me a ham sandwich

Was walking past a pet shop the other day and there was a sign in the window which said “clitoris licking frog for sale”. I went in and enquired asking about the frog to which the pet shop owner just responded bonjour.

Apparently Alabama have all the nigs and California have all the earthquakes because California got to choose first.