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Blacks have said they should have the covid vaccine first. Because they love to be stabbed
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I've just popped round to my mates house with a cake I've baked. "Is that for me?" "No. The latest upgrade to Messenger won't let you send photos"
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I've just had a covid test and they've asked for an emergency contact number I gave them 999
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I owe my life to my daughter. If she hadn't felt that growth on my prostate I might be dead now
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Only 35 days until Christmas I fucking hate Christmas Whoever thought of Christmas ought to be cruxified.
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I've just been sacked by Tesco. My job was to make sure everyone wore a mask and to check their temperature. Apparently I wasn't meant to shove a thermometer up customers arses
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Katie Price The inventor of Female Genital Mutilation
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The Judge told Lewis Hamilton that he couldn't trademark the name "Hamilton" as the Swiss watchmaker has been going since 1872. He did allow him to trademark "W A N K E R"
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Thanks to Coronavirus, I no longer have erectile dysfunction. I have an asymptomatic erection.
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According to Track and Trace, I have asymptomatic diarrhoea
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