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A black family lives on the third story of an apartment. A white family lives below them, and below the white family is a Mexican family. A tornado goes by and tears down the apartment. The white family is the only one that survives. Why? Because the parents are at work and the kids are at school.

Thinking of opening a strip club with only Jewish women dancers... I'll call it "The Gash Chamber."

Two niggers are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75. Nigger1: "Do you think it will work? Nigger2: "Only one way to find out." Nigger1: "I only have $50." Nigger2: "Well, I have $100, I'll go do it then give you my change." Nigger1: "Let's do it then." Nigger2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase. Nigger1: "Holy shit, it actually worked! Let me get that $25." Nigger2: "Fuck you, nigger. Get a job."

Dressed up as first world's biggest fears

Bob the builder

That's the face you make when your being anal-yzed by an anal-yst

Dry lips

When DNA test result comes out

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I suspect Prince Phillip is retiring as he can no longer compete with the racists of UKIP!!