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8 men from Rotherham picked up a 13-year-old-girl and drove to Sherwood Forest where they raped her: There is a prize of a wonderful exhilarating holy book if you can guess correctly anything about the attackers.

The inquest has begun into the Islamic terrorist attacks on Westminster Bridge: Why not save millions in costs, by just declaring it was the result of mental illness?

Police chief to go on trial for deaths at Hillsborough: Wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if he's found not guilty and the judge says the deceased were crushed to death by fellow drunken murdering scousers?

If Boris Johnson opined that the Archbishop of Canterbury looks like a character in Trumpton when he wears his religious garb, would any Christians suggest he was Christianophobic? Of course they wouldn't! Only one fucking religion lives in a state of ongoing whingeing.

On their way home after the group stages: Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Tunisia, Morocco, Nigeria. Conclusion: Praying 5 times a day is a complete waste of fucking time.

Woman nicks £60,000 raised for Grenfell Tower survivors: Thank fuck Grenfell isn't in Liverpool!

Did you know that according to the Hadith, the world's first ever letter box was fucked by the Prophet Muhammad when she was just 9 years old?

Using a letter box today? Don't forget! No post will be collected until after Friday prayers.

Leading members of the Conservative Party are threatening to punish Boris Johnson after he takes the piss out of the Burka. Dear old Enoch Powell must be turning in his grave. The Tory Party is now operating under fucking sharia law!

A Manchester man has been jailed for 21 years for grooming a 5 year-old- boy: There are NO prizes for guessing his religion.