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The first British woman jailed for links to terrorism is a ............................ No need to finish the sentence.

Surprise...............surprise................surprise....... Scousers have found a reason to whinge for the next 30 years after it was found concussion led to Loris Karius's balls ups in the final against Madrid.

The PC BBC described the three women jailed for plotting terrorism as "Asian". Asian? As though there was the slightest possibility the three women could've been Hindus, Sikhs, or Buddhists.

Kate Spade's final design? A low hanging dress, slightly tight around the neck.

A Sikh temple has been set on fire in Leeds: Yep............because it's all those terrorists shouting "Guru Nanak" we have to worry about.

Rochdale, Rotherham, Bradford. Now we hear grooming gangs have been jailed in Oxford. Oxford? Obviously a higher-class of religious perverts.

The new Home Secretary Sajid Javid describes himself as an agnostic Muslim. What the hell is an agnostic Muslim? I am not sure God exists, but if he does, I'm certain he'd hate me if I fancied a pint and a bacon sandwich.

Peter Stringfellow passes away: Thoughts and prayers go out to his family and 5,000 girlfriends.

The editor of the Daily Mail is to step down in November: It's goodbye to the man who informed us that 250,000 illegal immigrants were living in a block of flats in Peckham.

What do you call a Muslim who works for House of Fraser? Bin Laidoff