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NEWS: "A groundbreaking academic study examining whether benefit sanctions are linked to claimant ill-health, including mental illness and suicide, has been halted after ministers reneged on a long-standing promise to release sanctions data." A DWP spokesman said "The report completely vindicates us screwing the poorest in society into the ground even harder, which is why we're banning its publication". As Virginia Giuffre’s lawyer, David Boies, might have said: “I believe the event speaks for itself.”

NEWS: Betting firm 888 fined £9.4m after customers lost thousands in pandemic Gambling Commission warns online firm’s licence in doubt after it failed to ensure people could afford bets. I take it Gas and Electricity suppliers may also lose their licences following price hikes that people HAVE to pay whether they can afford them or not. I wouldn't bet on that, though.

NEWS: Betting firm 888 fined £9.4m after customers lost thousands in pandemic Gambling Commission warns online firm’s licence in doubt after it failed to ensure people could afford bets. In other news, Gas and Electricity suppliers may lose their licences following price hikes that people HAVE to pay whether they can afford them or not.

Social media, numerologists and journalists are getting excited about today's date, Two's-day they call it: 22/02/2022 "People have been sharing their excitement about the date and the good luck it is rumoured to bring." Not that lucky if you happen to live in Ukraine though.

Social media, numerologists and journalists are getting excited about today's date, Two's-day they call it. "People have been sharing their excitement about the date and the good luck it is rumoured to bring." Not that lucky if you happen to live in Ukraine though.

Storms are named using alternating letters of the alphabet. Last week we had Dudley and then Eunice. For the next big blow can I suggest Fellatio?

The reverse condom: Dick is out and Johnson is no longer protected.

Thought for the day

Best we can do?

Boris: “If this year you need a bigger turkey and there are more sprouts to peel and more washing up to do, then that is all to the good, because these rituals matter so deeply." It could also be because there's one more mouth to feed, you feckless shagger.