Sickipedia

Took a bird with rickets home last night. Cracking legs.

This isn't a joke, but then again few top rated posts are jokes on this sorry excuse for a joke website. The administrators have done a huge disservice by taking on the title of the original, and much superior former website of the same name and re-branding it as a forum for trolls, opinionated idiots and a scrapyard for recycled material. It's little wonder that former Sickipedia contributers such as Reject Dog, Worrying Anal Seepage, Jonny Midnight, Stash & Little Red Rooster have disassociated themselves from this excuse of a website. How I long for the days when I would reach for my phone and piss myself laughing at the truly original & hilarious contributions from the aforementioned names. These days I can barely type in the name 'Sickipedia' without letting out a sigh of resignation. You guys have a lot to learn and a long way to go.

RIP Sickipedia.

At last this is beginning to feel like the old site. The jokes over the last few days have been tremendous. How about an app, Admin?

I've been in a few bands over the years. First there was 999 megabytes, we didn't get a gig, then there was Origami, but we folded. Next up was White Line, we were middle of the road, and of course then there was Duvet, we did covers. After that I was in a band called The Sewers, we were underground, the most successful band was The Dawn, we were on before The Darkness. Now I'm in a band called The Cheque, we're currently unsigned.

What's the difference between red and green? Fuck all apparently if you're a cyclist. (A nod to Weaverdog & the rest of the admin team)