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Why did Peter Purves punch Katie Price? Because he heard Petra was in Jordan.
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I don't know what's more shocking. The fact a big WW2 bomb lay undiscovered in a Plymouth garden for over 70 years or the fact the thousands of evacuated residents returned home to find migrants hadn't been moved in.
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Don't know why Dachshunds are called Sausage dogs. They taste fuck all like Sausages.
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A prominent member of our local Irish travelling community has died. As a mark of respect they've said they'll stop burning tyres for 2 minutes.
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They say Jesus was a Jew. No way he was a Jew. If he was he'd have brought his own nails.
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The guy who invented the Grappling Hook was constantly told to forget the whole idea as it wouldn't catch on...
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Two Chinese guys at a karaoke bar started fighting over who was better at table tennis. It was a Ching Chong Sing Song Ping Pong Ding Dong. Coat time...
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I know a nigger that had a 3 pack of condoms that only used one.
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During WW 2 my German great grandfather was such a brilliant forger he signed his own Death Warrant.
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I was going into the local chemist today when a young lad stopped me and said " Hey mate get me a packet of condoms I'm to embarrassed to go in myself." I said "No worries mate, been there myself years ago ." I went up to the counter and said to the woman "Give me a packet of condoms." She replies "What size..3...6...or 12." I said "I've only just met the lad I don't know what size his cock is." "Recycling jokes is good for the environment." Bill Gates
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