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I asked The little lady to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect. She added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

Prince Andrew's bracing himself for the next round of accusations over his involvement with German billionaire Fitz Nicentight. Nod to boiledsausage

I’ve got my fancy dress sorted for tonight’s party. Going as a suicide bomber. What could go wrong?

🎶🎵🎶 I’ve never felt more like gassing the Jews, When labour win and the tories lose, Oh Jezza, You got me gassing the Jews

This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars. DON'T PEEP! Pick a number between 1 and 9. Multiply by 3. Add 3 to that number. Multiply by 3 again. Add the 2 digits together. Now discover your favourite film! 3. Oliver Twist. 4. Star Wars. 5. Forrest Gump. 6. Saving Private Ryan. 7. Jaws. 8. Grease. 9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys. 10. Mary Poppins. Credit old siki, not sure who but bravo.

Just bought the latest aftershave from the Simon Weston range. Burnt like fuck when I splashed it on my face. Nod to whakajakaday.

One rule for one.

Just been to the 1970’s. Or Newcastle as the lourcals would call it.

A Sickipedia moderator, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar. The barman said ‘is this some sort of joke?’. Sicki mod said no, no jokes here at all and unpublished it’.

Gay Byne dead - insert your own gag here.