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Ive just met a Chinese drug addict.He said "Have you seen my cocaine?". I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".
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Aww, I rememer last xmas, we were playing charades and my grandad was up, all of a sudden he collapsed on the floor, did a huge fart and died, I said "Gone with the wind?"....
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My wife told me I was too selfish in the bedroom. I almost choked on my own cock.
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My wife's a good looker.. wherever i hide my money, she always finds it.
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My ex wife just texted me, “Wish you were here.” She does it every time she walks through a cemetery.
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Meanwhile in Spain..
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I just saw a black guy running down the road with a Cape on. I shouted, "Are you a Superhero?". He said, "No, I haven't paid for my haircut!".
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I just handed my wife a piece of paper with, "large quantity", written on it. "Why did you give me this?".she asked "Because it means a lot to me". I answered.
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My Wife smells really good. She can even find drugs.
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I had a vasectomy because I didnt want any kids. But, when I got home, they were still there.
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