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What’s black, 10 inches long and makes your wife moan? My dick, whitey.

Whitey got no rhythm so he goes to the pub to console himself that he’s inferior to the black man. While he's at the pub I have sex with his woman because she wants a man with a real dick

Which is the odd one out? A- Salami B- Pepperoni C- Liverwurst D- Whitey D: Because it can't fill a woman’s vagina.

Why does whitey have a magnifying glass in his bathroom? So he can see his little dick when having a piss.

I saw a mummy the other day. No my mistake! It was whitey on the dance floor.

What’s the difference between LeroyWatson and KINGJONGTRUMP? LeroyWatson doesn’t vote up his own lame jokes. KINGJONGTRUMP therefore must be black because cheating is what black folk do right?! Respect bruv!

Whitey always be making jokes about black people robbing and stealing, when the biggest robber is whitey, starting wars in black countries to get hold of their assets. I’ll give you back your bike whitey when you give me back my diamonds. Deal?

I had me some jerk chicken the other day and needed a toothpick to get some chicken left in my teeth. I ran out of toothpicks . So I used Whitey’s dick instead.

What does a racist fear the most? Getting a tan.

What’s the difference between a hearse and whitey? A hearse knows how to move the body.